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	<title>Andrew Zilch</title>
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		<title>Exercise Ball Tribute Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exercise Ball Tribute Song &#8211; Watch more Other Funny Stuff
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		<title>Ewok Gospel MP3</title>
		<link>http://andrewzilch.com/blog/ewok-gospel-mp3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few of you asked for it, so here it is:  An updated link to the Ewok Gospel MP3!
Simply right-click this link to download:  &#8220;EWOK GOSPEL&#8221; song.
Yup-nub, my friends.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few of you asked for it, so here it is:  An updated link to the Ewok Gospel MP3!</p>
<p>Simply right-click this link to download:  <a href='http://andrewzilch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/EwokGospel1.mp3'>&#8220;EWOK GOSPEL&#8221;</a> song.</p>
<p>Yup-nub, my friends.</p>
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		<title>EXTREME DAGOBAH Tourism Video!!!</title>
		<link>http://andrewzilch.com/blog/extreme-dagobah-tourism-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>VIKINGS SONG MP3</title>
		<link>http://andrewzilch.com/blog/vikings-song-mp3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve gotten a bunch of requests to post an MP3 version of my Vikings song (see previous post).  Here you go, kiddies&#8230;
Just right click the following link to download:  WILL THE VIKINGS SUCK THIS YEAR&#8221; Song
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve gotten a bunch of requests to post an MP3 version of my Vikings song (see previous post).  Here you go, kiddies&#8230;</p>
<p>Just right click the following link to download:  <a href='http://andrewzilch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/willvikessuck1.mp3'>WILL THE VIKINGS SUCK THIS YEAR&#8221; Song</a></p>
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		<title>WILL THE VIKINGS SUCK THIS YEAR?</title>
		<link>http://andrewzilch.com/blog/will-the-vikings-suck-this-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 07:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With or without Brett Favre, it’s time for Minnesota Vikings fans to ask the age-old question.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With or without Brett Favre, it’s time for Minnesota Vikings fans to ask the age-old question.</p>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Stephen Colbert</title>
		<link>http://andrewzilch.com/blog/an-open-letter-to-stephen-colbert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Colbert,
In this time of great uncertainty, I have always looked to you and your oracle-like &#8220;gut&#8221; for guidance.  Without fail, &#8220;What Would Colbert Do?&#8221; is the first question on my lips each morning (since I tattooed it there after Episode #131 (Guest: Dermot Mulroney)) and it&#8217;s a mantra that keeps me strong [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Mr. Colbert,</p>
<p>In this time of great uncertainty, I have always looked to you and your oracle-like &#8220;gut&#8221; for guidance.  Without fail, &#8220;What Would Colbert Do?&#8221; is the first question on my lips each morning (since I tattooed it there after Episode #131 (Guest: Dermot Mulroney)) and it&#8217;s a mantra that keeps me strong in the face of all the uncomfortable &#8220;facts&#8221; and &#8220;scientific reason&#8221; I encounter on a daily basis.</p>
<p>I swore my allegiance to the Colbert Nation when you asked me to.  I downloaded your Christmas album at the appointed time.  I built my family on the potency of your <a href="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/b/b1/Formula401.jpg" target="_blank">Colbert Formula 401</a>.  I have always believed you to be the great American hero you purport to be.</p>
<p>And then I witnessed this monstrous act:</p>
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<p><BR></BR><br />
And just when I thought all anti-Ewok sentiment had been extinguished from society (or was at least safely diverted toward Jar Jar Binks)!!  In one horrific moment, you gleefully <BR></BR>re-ignited the very hatred that Billy Dee Williams and I have fought so hard against, as seen in our video below:</p>
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Mr. Colbert, I hope my song has pierced your icy heart in the same way Luke&#8217;s loyalty pierced that of his father.  I expect you to offer a sincere and immediate apology to those furry, peace-loving Endor Moon residents.  Your refusal may force me to reconsider my Colbert Nation citizenship and direct my loyalties elsewhere.  </p>
<p>I hear the Danish are a very Ewok-tolerant people.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
Andrew &#8220;Yub-Nub&#8221; Zilch</p>
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		<title>WEDDING SINGERS</title>
		<link>http://andrewzilch.com/blog/wedding-singers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re ready to make your wedding AWESOME.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;re ready to make your wedding AWESOME.</p>
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		<title>ELEVATOR SIMPLICITY</title>
		<link>http://andrewzilch.com/blog/elevator-simplicity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a blast-from-the-past Elevator episode I wrote/performed.  Enjoy.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a blast-from-the-past <a href="http://www.youtube.com/elevatorshow" target="_blank">Elevator</a> episode I wrote/performed.  Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>CHRISTIAN BALE ISN&#8217;T THE ONLY ACTOR WITH ANGER ISSUES</title>
		<link>http://andrewzilch.com/blog/christian-bale-isnt-the-only-actor-with-anger-issues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hard to believe, I know, but your friendly Internet Chaperone MARTY has been known to lose his cool from time to time.  

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hard to believe, I know, but your friendly Internet Chaperone <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGPIsJUmsCw&#038;feature=channel_page" target="_blank">MARTY</a> has been known to lose his cool from time to time.  </p>
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		<title>SKETCH GROUP RULE #1:</title>
		<link>http://andrewzilch.com/blog/sketch-group-rule-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If your sketch group has access to an adorable baby (or in this case, BABIES), then you have no choice but to exploit their cuteness in a comedy sketch. 
Here&#8217;s a new one from my video group Very Angry Neighbors. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If your sketch group has access to an adorable baby (or in this case, BABIES), then you have no choice but to exploit their cuteness in a comedy sketch. </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a new one from my video group <a href="http://www.veryangryneighbors.com" target="_blank">Very Angry Neighbors</a>. </p>
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