Ewok Gospel MP3

A few of you asked for it, so here it is: An updated link to the Ewok Gospel MP3!

Simply right-click this link to download: “EWOK GOSPEL” song.

Yup-nub, my friends.

EXTREME DAGOBAH Tourism Video!!!

DAGOBAM!!!

VIKINGS SONG MP3

I’ve gotten a bunch of requests to post an MP3 version of my Vikings song (see previous post). Here you go, kiddies…

Just right click the following link to download: WILL THE VIKINGS SUCK THIS YEAR” Song

WILL THE VIKINGS SUCK THIS YEAR?

With or without Brett Favre, it’s time for Minnesota Vikings fans to ask the age-old question.

An Open Letter to Stephen Colbert

Dear Mr. Colbert,

In this time of great uncertainty, I have always looked to you and your oracle-like “gut” for guidance. Without fail, “What Would Colbert Do?” is the first question on my lips each morning (since I tattooed it there after Episode #131 (Guest: Dermot Mulroney)) and it’s a mantra that keeps me strong in the face of all the uncomfortable “facts” and “scientific reason” I encounter on a daily basis.

I swore my allegiance to the Colbert Nation when you asked me to. I downloaded your Christmas album at the appointed time. I built my family on the potency of your Colbert Formula 401. I have always believed you to be the great American hero you purport to be.

And then I witnessed this monstrous act:

And just when I thought all anti-Ewok sentiment had been extinguished from society (or was at least safely diverted toward Jar Jar Binks)!! In one horrific moment, you gleefully

re-ignited the very hatred that Billy Dee Williams and I have fought so hard against, as seen in our video below:

Mr. Colbert, I hope my song has pierced your icy heart in the same way Luke’s loyalty pierced that of his father. I expect you to offer a sincere and immediate apology to those furry, peace-loving Endor Moon residents. Your refusal may force me to reconsider my Colbert Nation citizenship and direct my loyalties elsewhere.

I hear the Danish are a very Ewok-tolerant people.

Sincerely,
Andrew “Yub-Nub” Zilch

WEDDING SINGERS

We’re ready to make your wedding AWESOME.

ELEVATOR SIMPLICITY

Here’s a blast-from-the-past Elevator episode I wrote/performed. Enjoy.

CHRISTIAN BALE ISN’T THE ONLY ACTOR WITH ANGER ISSUES

Hard to believe, I know, but your friendly Internet Chaperone MARTY has been known to lose his cool from time to time.

SKETCH GROUP RULE #1:

If your sketch group has access to an adorable baby (or in this case, BABIES), then you have no choice but to exploit their cuteness in a comedy sketch.

Here’s a new one from my video group Very Angry Neighbors.

MAN IN THE BOX — featuring Dave Days (and me).

YouTube celeb Dave Days stopped by for some “Man in the Box” fun.

Not to be outdone, I went with the butterfly tie on pink.